Explanation: Real talk, this popped in my head a few days ago, but I can't remember why, but I know it did and then it was just right there waiting when I woke up. I think I might drop the "Explanation" part of this blog because so far it hasn't really panned out. Alright, thanks for reading.
Thoughts:
TOYS 'R' US ENJOYS A MONOPOLY ON THE U.S. TOY STORE INDUSTRY AND THAT'S FINE WITH ME
Because:
Toys 'R' Us > Kay-Bee Toys
Toys 'R' Us wins, but Kay-Bee gets points here because you were often able to sneak around back aisles and play with whatever toys you wanted until you and your mallrat friends decided to drive home.
Toys 'R" Us > K-B Toys
Not fooling me, rebranding!! But if I had a nickel for every tail-attached-to-a-rolling-ball thing I liberated from the front display of this place I would have zero nickles because they never really rolled that far.
Toys 'R' Us > Shitty Local Toy Store
Weird dolls! Shitty puzzles! Cup 'n' ball game! You're right grandma - Nintendo is silly.
Toys 'R' Us > Amazon
A toy store where you can't play with toys is like an Outback where you can't walk around picking appetizers off people's tables while you wait to be seated.